ACTUALL CANNIBAL

LURKING IN THE SHADOWS

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i-am-bro-it-is-me:

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hardboiledandwutnot:

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shooptastic:

dignified-toddle:

why is the entire world not investing in this 

this is such a good investment why the fuck

guys this is good idea

omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes

…..HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER

HOLY SHIT BALLS

O_O

 

oh my god i would go see my bbz

WHAT IF YOU GET HIT IN THE MIDDLE

THINK

6000 MPH YOU’RE NOT GONNA LAST ARE YOU.

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11-year-old played dead to survive Syria massacre

hulkeyedhypnotist:

(AP) BEIRUT - When the gunmen began to slaughter his family, 11-year-old Ali el-Sayed says he fell to the floor of his home, soaking his clothes with his brother’s blood to fool the killers into thinking he was already dead.

The Syrian boy tried to stop himself from trembling, even as the gunmen, with long beards and shaved heads, killed his parents and all four of his siblings, one by one.

The youngest to die was Ali’s brother, 6-year-old Nader. His small body bore two bullet holes — one in his head, another in his back.

“I put my brother’s blood all over me and acted like I was dead,” Ali told The Associated Press over Skype on Wednesday, his raspy voice steady and matter-of-fact, five days after the killing spree that left him both an orphan and an only child.

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Woah our car broke down for sure. Like, the battery is splurting and it costs too much to fix.

But wow 15 years this car. It’s as old as I am.

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evilkitten42:

Hey look if you mix brunet Benedict and ginger Benedict you get a Bendict

Maybe if I do that with two Tom Hiddleston pictures I’ll get the same-

HOLY FUCK TOM WHY DID YOU BECOME A BROWN EYED ASIAN WOMAN

WHAT

WHAT

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT???????????

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shercocklocked:

Headcanon time!

So, because I’m a poop head, I only just realized (after watching this movie a kajillion times) the implications of this particular part of his speech and I wanted to talk about how much it stabbed me in the heart. When I watched it before, I always assumed it was just a jab at Thor like ‘how you going to let some human woman change you, the mighty Thor’ and I believe that is the outside meaning of it, like Loki is trying to edge Thor on to fight, but all of the things behind it kind of kill me.

My theory for Loki was that he never truly meant for Thor to get banished, but only to teach Thor a lesson and halt his coronation because Thor wasn’t ready to rule (“he’s reckless, he’s dangerous. You saw how he was today. Is that what Asgard needs from its King?”). Yet learning of his true nature and having things basically handed to him, he went with it. Keeping that in mind, here we see Loki saying,

‘How could a few days on Earth, with some human woman, change you when you would never change for me, your own brother?’

Because that is what happened. All he wanted was for Thor to truly see him and know him as a equal, perhaps be nicer to him and less arrogant, less willing to hurt others for the sake of war and honor. Then Thor spends a few moments of his life on Earth, with some mortals he doesn’t even know, that completely change him into what Loki wanted the entire time. When Loki reads the answer on his brother’s face, the definite ‘yes, she changed me’, we see a moment of pause where he is truly astounded that it is so. Then we see that instant click to anger, but not before we see the tear falling down his face at the betrayal of it.

and basically it just makes me want to cry a lot.

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how to paint a squirrel

wHAT

WHAT EVEN

what???

…….What?

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how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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